The Many Ways to Kill Batman

(Pose entire elaborate scene with Batman and a mega-octopus-shark 

Double tap R accidentally

Entire scene falls into the sea

This is one of the reasons for the current lack of content, folks)

(Follower amounts have rocketed in the past few days… 136 may not seem like too much but I never dreamt I’d be able to keep enough interest in this blog, especially not after 100 deaths, yet alone 250… Thank you all :’)

Consequently, I’m rapidly approaching death number 300, and I have to inquire - 

Amongst my followers, do I have anyone who can make their own GMod reskins? The internet, whilst glorious and abundant, only has so many GMod models in it, and someone who could help with reskins (I’ve not yet tried to modify anything to that level myself) would be gladly appreciated, both for the variety of the blog and for something I may or may not have planned…

But yes - thank you all for following and putting up with my times of inactivity, you’re all wonderful.)

cydoniandragonite asked: can you do some superman deaths please?

I shall address why this won’t happen

Firstly, the “Superman” is nigh on indestructible, there would be very few ways in which to kill him.

Secondly, my entire goal is to show how utterly human the Batman really is, how he is simply a muscular, angsty billionaire in a bat suit, not some supernatural being.

Thirdly, my vendetta is with Batman, not the Superman.